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My Life in Statistics

from Batch 2: Evacuation Techniques 101 by How Garbo Died

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1/6 of my CD collection was bought in the vain hope that it would make me seem cooler
I have consumed over 100 hours of hardcore pornography
256, the number of times I have said "I am never drinking again"
50% of my exes hate my fucking guts, and the other 50% just think I'm a twat

My life in statistics
My life in statistics

I have cheated on my various partners a total of 14 times, at least
1/3 of my life so far has been a complete waste of time
80% of the things I have started I have never finished
1 in 3 of my thoughts regard an unrequited ambition, the other 2 regard an unrequited sexual fantasy

My life in statistics
My life in statistics

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from Batch 2: Evacuation Techniques 101, released December 7, 2010

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